Mount Maturity

No one has climbed, no one has seen.

Only in legends it has been.

Away from the farm, away from city.

Stands very tall....Mount Maturity.....

An artistic view of the legendary Mount Maturity.

Not exactly a mountain but rather a person. A person so mature that he was born 67 years old with a pension. 

Mostly like this.

Never jokes, never laughs.

But has become a laughing stock for all. Because thats what friends are for.

Due to his peculiar behaviour he has earned quite alot of nickname like...

Bhujja, Bhuchiya, ZKB(more on this later).

Mister 27 and the list goes quite long. Really I have never heard a single person calling him by his original name.

You crack an ass-bursting joke. His reaction- Gloomy face. Country wins olympic olympics gold- Gloomy Face. Cow gives birth to a Whale- Well.....no points for guessing the answer.

If humans and Laputians ever had a baby. Then you can guess how it might look.

But even in this mature mind there is a soft heart  H.eart that has a crush on a certain actress whose name starts with Z and has acted in a Movie named DANGAL.

Somewhere in this pic we can see Miss Z.

Therefore it is our moral and legal obligation to call Mt. Maturity as her Brother. In ZKB:-

Z- A certain name.

K- Ka

B- Bhai

Long life ZKB... 

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