If Putin becones PM of India???

Originally published in Quora by Mahesh Sharma

1st month :-

The opposition bitterly criticizes Putin, a foreigner becoming the Prime Minister of India for the next six months. They say this is against the Constitution.

The Opposition disappears.

The Constitution disappears.

Literally.

2nd month :-

The media points at Putin behind the sudden disappearance of Opposition leaders and for not following the norms of the Constitution. Some journalists take out candle marches for suppression of freedom. Twitter is full of anti-Putin tweets.

Owners of Private media disappear.

Their Twitter Accounts disappear.

Candles disappear.

3rd month :-

Stone pelting activities in Kashmir increase as the misguided youth tries to put pressure on Putin for granting them independence. Soldiers are being killed.

Stones disappear.

Stone-pelters disappear.

Demand for independence disappears.

4th month :-

Pakistan, afraid of Putin’s India, runs to the UN for help and calls for strict action against India. UN threatens India by imposing sanctions. The next day,

Sanctions disappear.

Pakistan’s fear disappears.

Pakistan disappears.

5th month :-

China calls for an independent Pakistan and threatens to go to war with India if Indian army does not retreat from Islamabad.

Chinese property in Pakistan disappears.

Tibet disappears.

War threats disappear.

6th month :-

Illegal immigration problem from Bangladesh is at its peak. Millions of Bangladeshi population is entering India creating scarcity of available jobs and resources.

Immigrants disappear.

Bangladesh disappears.

Immigration problems disappear.

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And now, Putin disappears in his elegant black Russian limo, making all the problems in India, ‘disappear.’ He respectfully hands over the administration of this new India back to Narendra Modi. Modi is happy to see :-

• Bullet trains running from Karachi to Kanyakumari via Kanpur.

*Thug life music plays in the background as Putin gets on his plane to Russia

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